Weird Knives: The Bloody Kitchen Knife

This is the second post in a series bringing you some bizarre knives we come across in our research.

If you’re looking for a good gag knife, you have a number of great options, including the knife disguised as a key.

However, if you’re looking for something more cringeworthy and confusing, nothing beats the bloody chef’s knife.

This very weird kitchen knife aims to convince people you’re a serial killer who doesn’t wash his or her weapons before slicing bell peppers.

The chef’s knife comes with a fired-on, food safe blood design made to look like it has just plunged through someone’s body. If you have an additional interest in making people believe you are odd, the knife also comes with an evidence tag, so it looks like you just took the knife from a crime scene.

There have been some weird knife designs, but this ones might be the worst one to use if any of your friends are police officers. You might end up spending all of dinner trying to explain that it’s simply a gag knife and not real blood.

In my opinion, another more temporary option is to buy one of our great chef’s knives and then cut a piece of raw meat, but then that will be real blood.

Either way, be prepared to have your guests freak out whenever you wield this weird knife.