One of my fondest memories of my youth was eating at Pizza Hut after little league baseball games; I’m just glad I never played baseball in Louisville, Kentucky.
A Louisville woman is facing disorderly conduct charges after she pulled out a sword to settle an argument–likely over an inadequate slice to pepperoni ration–at a Local Pizza hut.
According to the cops, Wynika Mason removed her sword from its sheath in the midst of a verbal dispute with employees, menacing them with its large, glimmering blade.
When the cops arrived, Mason apparently continued her tantrum; she also gave officers permission to search her car, where they found the sword in question.
This, quite obviously, is a good reason to bring your own sword to Pizza Hut or any other fast food restaurant you patronize. That way you’ll be prepared for a duel should trouble arise.
May 21, 2011 at 11:54 pm
But how can you argue with a sword weilding black woman who kinda looks like a man now that I look at the picture….
May 22, 2011 at 12:17 am
Thats why a have a stungun one ZAPPP!!!! sword or no they go down.. like a baby..
May 22, 2011 at 2:48 am
He left his wallet in his other pants
May 22, 2011 at 3:32 am
“her” testosterone levels are higher than chuck norris’s.
May 26, 2011 at 10:10 am
I bring my sword because I never get a clean cut on my pizza. Picking up a piece and having all of the cheese stick to another slice is extremely frustrating. Sword solves sliding cheese.