This is a guest post from knife enthusiast and famous woodsman Eli Law.

Sometimes when I’m walking down the street, people say things to me like, “Wow, you’re a really attractive guy, you should be dating a super model. Usually, I just brush it off. But sometimes comments like that make me think about what my perfect woman would look like. I tell you, it’s kind of strange, but these days every vision of the ultimate female I have involves her posing seductively with a razor-sharp knife. Go figure, right?  What about you?  Do you feel the same?

Which one is your favorite?