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By: Lidia

Lidia — Fri, 20 May 2011 21:41:05 +0000

In reply to Robert Jacot. Didnt know the forum rules allowed such birlinlat posts.

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By: Spencer Bushell

Spencer Bushell — Mon, 02 May 2011 03:54:26 +0000

The first and most important step is to drink the beers: you don’t want em warm. After you crack open a beer, use the coconut to kill the monkey, because the monkey is a liability if he is alive (he might take the beer). Braid the palms into rope, and skin the monkey. Use the hide as one of them overpriced cat toys that have the tail, and set it aside. Cut up the monkey carcass, and use the parts tied to the rope to fish for the pirannhas. Let them bite and pull them in, quickly kill them and put them by the ride. Change out monkey parts as needed until all pirannhas have been brought in. Use the fish guts and leftover monkey guts and throw them downstream, to distract the possible left over pirannhas. Swim across, making sure to bring over every resource. Land by the jaguar, and throw the gutted pirannhas for it to eat. Tie the rope you made to the carcass, and distract the jaguar, once he is in range, smash an empty bottle over its head, now you got a dead jaguar. Drink the coconut milk if dehydrated, save leftovers. however, since you are Bear Grylls, you have to go over to the anacondas to. Use the jaguar carcass to distract the anacondas, and use the rope to lasso the biggest one. Swiftly leap on its back and ride it like a bull, and crush the head with the coconut shells. Eat it and smile for the cameras. Then catch all the anacondas, and weave them into a raft to go down river. Find a village, and charm a local with your accent and you are set with food, water, and an anaconda raft. Skin em and make them into boots. Look for more beer.

By: SNOWMAN

SNOWMAN — Sun, 01 May 2011 01:29:32 +0000

What you want to do is pop open the Budweiser bottles using your BG multi-tool and go ahead and enjoy them! After 20 minutes and you get a great buzz from the quality beer cut the coconut open with your BG multi-tool and let the monkey get a taste of the milk, then drink the rest for energy, you should be well hydrated by this point!… then throw the coconut as far as you can down stream so the dumb monkey will jump in a go after it to drawing the piranhas to the monkey. While the piranhas are busy shreading the monkey to peices swim quickly to the side of the nest of anacondas and once on shore throw the 10 palm leaves over the anacondas walking and jumping over them to escape! Then continue on your mission because your Bear Grylls and you always get out alive!

By: kyle

kyle — Sat, 30 Apr 2011 22:57:55 +0000

throw the beer bottles across the river twords the jaguar for a distraction, then use the multi tool to get some coconut meat out of the coconut for energy because you will need it , throw the monkey over twords the snakes and let them have it then jump over while their eating him and kill them, after you have killed them make a rope out of them and throw the rest of the coconut at the jaguar for him to eat, put the knife in your hand from the multi tool and throw the rope over and secure it on something on the other side were the jaguar is, secure the other side on the rock, make your way down the rope to the other side, when over on the other side stab the jaguar in the neck five times, make your way to civalization.

By: Jake van Arkel

Jake van Arkel — Sat, 30 Apr 2011 20:32:38 +0000

pop open the beers with the multitool. pour one into the river to get the pihrannas drunk enough for you to cross the river. give the coconut to the monkey to gain its trust. Tie the leaves into a skirt. put it on the monkey. give the other beer to the jaguar, enough so to get it drunk enough so that the monkey in the skirt looks hot. as the jaguar gets distracted by the monkeys erotic dance, cut off your shorts with your knife and tie them around the jaguar’s head, blinding it. You and the monkey sprint away into the jungle where you use the monkeys hunting/survival skills (it knows the jungle more than you) and a classic bear grylls survival technique of drinking your own urine long enough to make it to safety.

By: William b Stauffer

William b Stauffer — Sat, 30 Apr 2011 07:29:23 +0000

Be realistic,your situation is dire! I know you are pretty good at what you do so let’s just use your deductive reasoning skills and first take the weapons,grenades,handguns, etc out of the pack on the monkeys back and do what you must!!.Then use the SAT phone witch was also in the pack and call in your position to a chopper to pick you up through the wondrous wide open canopy above you! Feed the coconuts to some hungry native kids , drink all the beer on the chopper because, hey that was dangerous for a time !!!’ Now, You might ask where The pack with all those goodies came from? My reply,the same place you got the snakes,Jag,killer fish, and the whole insane plot from!!!!! Oh, by the way ,keep that monkey because you really owe him!!!!!! Thanks for the fun!!!

By: chadwick carr

chadwick carr — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 21:40:18 +0000

say the hell with it, become a politician where you really need a survival knife

By: clifford

clifford — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 21:26:55 +0000

take the monkey and cut it up and throw it in the water then take the cocanut and throw it at the jaguar to get his attention to it then swim across the river and use the leaves as camo from the jaguar and there u have it your safe and back on shore